By Dan Ratherderby.
On April 12, 2011, Des Moines-based Juice Magazine posted an article written by WHO sportscaster Chris Hassel. The article, entitled “My Sporting Event Wish (Away) List,” was supposedly designed to describe “sporting events I hope to never again attend in my lifetime. My sporting event wish-away list.”
Women’s football and roller derby were on the list. Fair enough. My beloved derby is not going to be liked by everyone and that is fine with me. Neither is women’s football going to be enjoyed by all and I am sure if you talk to anyone who plays it, they understand that and accept that.
But the content of his doesn’t offer us insight as to why he does not care for these sports. Instead, the reader is treated to a hit piece against anyone who is of a socio-economic class and disposition that Hassel looks down upon. His sense of elitism is displayed time and again throughout the course of this article. Witness his description of fans of the nationals in Knoxville (“I was interviewing a fan in 2010 that didn’t own a cellphone. Worse yet, it was clear to me that he didn’t own any deodorant, either,”); at a high school bowling event (“Surprisingly, there are a lot of fans (parents) that come to watch this thing. The problem is, they’re outside chain-smoking Marlboro Reds from the second frame to the ninth frame. This would be a great spot to get some generic childhood obesity file video, though,”); and fans at the NCAA Wrestling Championships (“there’s enough ringworm in the arena to take out a small country.”)
The contempt and intolerance here is stunning. But Hassel didn’t stop there. In his comments on women’s football and our beloved derby, Hassel crossed into sexist and homophobic territory. First, observe his comment on women’s football: “Some of the players looked like men, but they sure as heck didn’t play like men.” Now look at his comments on roller derby: “Or as I like to call it, a Rosie O’Donnell look-alike convention. I did get to meet Pat from those old ‘Saturday Night Live’ skits, however.” These are the comments of a man who seems to have a deep seeded problem with athletic women.
Furthermore, Mr. Hassel displays more than settle hints that his thinking is colored with strands of homophobia. It’s no secret that a number of derby athletes in the Iowa derby scene are lesbian. A number of derby players do not conform to traditional societal concepts of what is supposedly gender appropriate (thankfully this is changing). Rose O’Donnell, as everyone knows, is a lesbian. Julia Sweeney’s character “Pat” on the famous SNL skits thrived on the concept that no one could tell what gender “Pat” was. The only reason I even bring it up is that it appears that these athletes were the target of Mr. Hassel’s offended sensibilities. Furthermore, I believe that was the purposeful intention of Mr. Hassel in including those comparisons in his article.
And that is what is so unforgivable about this article. The athletes were not critiqued on their sport or their athletic ability. They were mercilessly and ruthlessly attacked for being who they are. Bringing “Pat” and O’Donnell into the description of derby athletes, as well as the comment that some female football athletes “looked like men” give off the impression that Mr. Hassel is implying that he does not want to be at these events because there are lesbians present. If this is not the case, then why does Mr. Hassel spend so much time discussing the appearance and behavior of the athlete rather than the sport, whether female football or roller derby? If it was merely a case of being bored or not interested in a derby event, then why not just leave it at saying “I find derby boring. The names and the bout-fits derby are ridiculous”? But it’s the appearance and behavior he focuses on. It seems he entered a bout, took a look at some of the athletes and fans and was put off by them.
Finally, his comment that female football players “sure as heck didn’t play like men,” leaves me wondering some things. There are many games that are played by both sexes that have a different feel in regard to strategy and style. Does Mr. Hassel find girls or women’s basketball a waste of his time because girls “didn’t play like men?” What about softball? They don’t “play like men.” Their field dimension is completely different than the men. Does Mr. Hassel feel it is beneath him to cover events played by females because of these differences? What about the appearance and behavior of some of these female athletes? How does Mr. Hassel feel about female basketball players?
I’m even more interested in asking what his opinion of female softball players are. Such has been the influence of lesbians on softball culture that articles and books, namely Yvonne Zipter’s 1989 tome Diamonds Are A Dyke’s Best Friend: Reflections, Reminiscences, and Reports from the Field on the Lesbian National Pastime, have been published about it. Mr. Hassel, are these merely women who look like they could be in a “Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Contest?” Did you meet “Pat” at the State Softball Tournament? Is it a waste of your time to cover them because they don’t play baseball like the men?
Heaven only knows.
If Mr. Hassel does feel that way, even he is smart enough to know that writing an article degrading females who play basketball and softball, and even soccer, and criticizing the appearance and behavior of the players would result in a huge blowback that would send him out of Des Moines in shame. So why reserve such treatment for female football players and derby athletes? The answer comes at the end of his piece. He does it because he believes these sports are so marginal that he can get away with it. “The only thing worse than having to attend these events is having to attend these events after bashing them in a public forum. The good news is, they’ll never find out.”
On this point, like the other points of his article, Mr. Hassel is dead wrong.
If you would like to complain to WHO-TV station management about Mr. Hassel’s asinine article, click here : http://tinyurl.com/6zcfk74 Your best bet looks like station manager Dale Woods.
To write the editor at Juice Magazine, here is the e-mail address for Tim Paluch: tim@dmJuice.com