Archive for June, 2011

CORRECTION: Iowa Roller Derby League Tables

As you know, just for fun, I have an unofficial and unsanctioned league table to keep track of the progress of the different Iowa Derby Teams. This Saturday I had Your Mom listed as having 8 total points on the table (the point system: 3 points for a win, 1 point for a loss). This is incorrect and I have changed to total to the accurate 10 points. My apologies for the error.

Here is the updated League Tables.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 4
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
Des Moines Derby Dames 14 4 2 0.666 916 870 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
CRRG: Helldorados 11 3 2 0.6 600 665 4
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 10 3 1 0.75 524 436 4
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 11 3 2 0.6 769 788 3
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 10 2 4 0.333 766 894 3
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 6 0 6 0 445 1,043 8
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744               TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 10 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 9 2 3 0.667 610 1,035
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2010-2011 Schedule Update

This is an2010-2011 Schedule update to include Saturday night’s Your Mom vs. Puget Sound bout.

Saturday Night Derby Wrap Up: June 25th

By Dan Ratherderby

The Des Moines Derby Dames continued their late season push on Saturday night, coasting to a 199-90 win over the Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers (Champaign-Urbana, Ill.) at the 7 Flags Center in Clive, Saturday night. With two games remaining in their season (barring any additional fall bouts) D3 finds itself at 4-2, with a three game winning streak, and the highest winning percentage the team has earned in its young existence.

The Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls (3-1) won their first ever home bout at the Bridgeview Center in Ottumwa by defeating the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers, 141-120. It should be noted that this is the first time that CVDD (0-6) has scored over the century mark in a bout.

The Sioux City Korn Stalkers (2-3) picked up their second win in a row with a 219-115 win over the Kansas City Cowtown Butchers in South Sioux City, Nebraska.

Here are the unofficial and unsanctioned Iowa Roller Derby League Tables for June 25:

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 4
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
Des Moines Derby Dames 14 4 2 0.666 916 870 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
CRRG: Helldorados 11 3 2 0.6 600 665 4
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 10 3 1 0.75 524 436 4
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 11 3 2 0.6 769 788 3
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 10 2 4 0.333 766 894 3
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 6 0 6 0 445 1,043 8
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744 TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 9 2 3 0.667 610 1,035
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Scores from 6/24
Des Moines Derby Dames 199
Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers 90
At 7 Flags Center, Clive
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 141
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers 120
At Bridgeview Center, Ottumwa
Men’s Derby
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 219
Kansas City Cowtown Butchers 115
At South Sioux Falls, Neb.

Saturday Night Derby Preview: June 24th

By Dan Ratherderby

IT’S BOUT NIGHT IN THE HAWKEYE STATE!!!!

Three bouts on tap for tonight. In Ottumwa, the Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls (2-1) will host their first home bout at the Bridgeview Center against the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers (0-5). Over at the 7 Flags Center in Clive, the Des Moines Derby Dames (3-2) will host the Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers from Champaign-Urbana, Illinois. Men’s Derby will also take place tonight at the South Ridge Golf Dome in South Sioux City, Neb. as the Sioux City Korn Stalkers (1-3) host the Kansas City Cowtown Butchers.

Best of luck to all the teams tonight. Play hard. Skate fast. Be careful.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 4
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771 3
CRRG: Helldorados 11 3 2 0.6 600 665 4
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316 5
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 11 3 2 0.6 769 788 3
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 10 2 4 0.333 766 894 3
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902 9
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744 TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920
Scores from 6/24
Des Moines Derby Dames
Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers
At 7 Flags Center, Clive
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Bridgeview Center, Ottumwa
Men’s Derby
Sioux City Korn Stalkers
Kansas City Cowtown Butchers
At South Sioux Falls, Neb.

Updated 2010-2011 Schedule

2010-2011 Schedule with the addition of the July 9th bout in Waterloo with the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers vs. the Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls.

 

Saturday Night Wrap Up: June 18th

By Dan Ratherderby

The Cedar Rapids Rollergirls, recently rocked by a series of veteran skaters,  completed a doubleheader sweep at the U.S. Cellular Center Saturday night, proving their ability to win amid league turbulence. The Helldorados (3-2) defeated the Des Moines Derby Dames Crash Test Dolls (3-2), 242-126. In the other bout of the night, the Bombshell Cartel (2-4) beat the Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls, 170-132.

There are three bouts on tap for this weekend. The Des Moines Derby Dames (3-2) welcome the Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers, to the 7 Flags Event Center in Clive. The Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls (2-1) host their first home bout at the Bridgeview Center in Ottumwa where they will face off against the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers (0-5). In men’s derby, the Sioux City Korn Stalkers (1-3) match against the Kansas City Cowtown Butchers.

Here are the unofficial and unsanctioned Iowa Roller Derby League Tables as of June 18th:

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 4
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771 3
CRRG: Helldorados 11 3 2 0.6 600 665 4
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316 5
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 11 3 2 0.6 769 788 3
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 10 2 4 0.333 766 894 3
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902 8
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744 TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920
Scores from 6/18
League 1
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados 242
Des Moines Derby Dames: Crash Test Dolls 126
At U.S. Cellular Center, Cedar Rapids
League 2
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Bombshell Cartel 170
Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls 132
At U.S. Cellular Center, Cedar Rapids

Iowa Roller Derby League Tables Updated for June 13

Here are this weeks league tables. I have taken the advice of Stunt Rocker, Your Mom: Stepchild skater and D3’s MC Emeritus, and added a category showing how many games each team in the 2010-2011 cycle have remaining in their seasons. Remember, this is unofficial and unsanctioned.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 3
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771 3
CRRG: Helldorados 8 2 2 0.5 358 539 5
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316 5
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 10 3 1 0.75 643 546 4
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 7 1 4 0.2 596 762 4
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902 8
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744               TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920