Saturday Night Derby Preview: June 24th

By Dan Ratherderby

IT’S BOUT NIGHT IN THE HAWKEYE STATE!!!!

Three bouts on tap for tonight. In Ottumwa, the Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls (2-1) will host their first home bout at the Bridgeview Center against the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers (0-5). Over at the 7 Flags Center in Clive, the Des Moines Derby Dames (3-2) will host the Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers from Champaign-Urbana, Illinois. Men’s Derby will also take place tonight at the South Ridge Golf Dome in South Sioux City, Neb. as the Sioux City Korn Stalkers (1-3) host the Kansas City Cowtown Butchers.

Best of luck to all the teams tonight. Play hard. Skate fast. Be careful.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 4
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771 3
CRRG: Helldorados 11 3 2 0.6 600 665 4
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316 5
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 11 3 2 0.6 769 788 3
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 10 2 4 0.333 766 894 3
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902 9
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744 TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920
Scores from 6/24
Des Moines Derby Dames
Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers
At 7 Flags Center, Clive
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Bridgeview Center, Ottumwa
Men’s Derby
Sioux City Korn Stalkers
Kansas City Cowtown Butchers
At South Sioux Falls, Neb.
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Updated 2010-2011 Schedule

2010-2011 Schedule with the addition of the July 9th bout in Waterloo with the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers vs. the Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls.

 

Saturday Night Wrap Up: June 18th

By Dan Ratherderby

The Cedar Rapids Rollergirls, recently rocked by a series of veteran skaters,  completed a doubleheader sweep at the U.S. Cellular Center Saturday night, proving their ability to win amid league turbulence. The Helldorados (3-2) defeated the Des Moines Derby Dames Crash Test Dolls (3-2), 242-126. In the other bout of the night, the Bombshell Cartel (2-4) beat the Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls, 170-132.

There are three bouts on tap for this weekend. The Des Moines Derby Dames (3-2) welcome the Twin City Derby Girls: Travelers, to the 7 Flags Event Center in Clive. The Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls (2-1) host their first home bout at the Bridgeview Center in Ottumwa where they will face off against the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers (0-5). In men’s derby, the Sioux City Korn Stalkers (1-3) match against the Kansas City Cowtown Butchers.

Here are the unofficial and unsanctioned Iowa Roller Derby League Tables as of June 18th:

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 4
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771 3
CRRG: Helldorados 11 3 2 0.6 600 665 4
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316 5
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 11 3 2 0.6 769 788 3
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 10 2 4 0.333 766 894 3
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902 8
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744 TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920
Scores from 6/18
League 1
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados 242
Des Moines Derby Dames: Crash Test Dolls 126
At U.S. Cellular Center, Cedar Rapids
League 2
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Bombshell Cartel 170
Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls 132
At U.S. Cellular Center, Cedar Rapids

Iowa Roller Derby League Tables Updated for June 13

Here are this weeks league tables. I have taken the advice of Stunt Rocker, Your Mom: Stepchild skater and D3’s MC Emeritus, and added a category showing how many games each team in the 2010-2011 cycle have remaining in their seasons. Remember, this is unofficial and unsanctioned.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881 3
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644 0
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201 2
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128 4
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771 3
CRRG: Helldorados 8 2 2 0.5 358 539 5
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316 5
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248 2
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344 4
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA Games Left
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811 1
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689 0
D3: Crash Test Dolls 10 3 1 0.75 643 546 4
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 7 1 4 0.2 596 762 4
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393 5
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902 8
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106 2
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744               TBA
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920

Remaining 2010-2011 Schedule (Women’s Leagues Only)

Here are the remaining games for teams in the 2010-2011 seasons. This is by no means the final version of this schedule, as it will be updated as bouts are either added or subtracted, etc.

Remaining 2010-2011 Schedule
June 18th 
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados
Des Moines Derby Dames: Crash Test Dolls
At Ice Arena, Cedar Rapids
League 2
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Bombshell Cartel
Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls
At Ice Arena, Cedar Rapids
June 25th 
League 1
Des Moines Derby Dames
Twin City Derby Girls
At 7 Flags Center, Clive
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Bridgeview Center, Ottumwa
July 16th 
League 1
Mid Iowa Rollers: Alpha
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons
At Hy-Vee Hall, Des Moines
Des Moines Derby Dames
Kansas City Roller Girls: Plan B
At 7 Flags Center, Clive 
League 2 
Mid Iowa Rollers: Bravo
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors
At Hy-Vee Hall, Des Moines
July 23rd 
League 1
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados
No Coast Derby Girls: Road Warriors
At Ice Arena, Cedar Rapids
League 2 
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Bombshell Cartel
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Ice Arena, Cedar Rapids
July 30th 
League 1 
Mid Iowa Rollers: Alpha
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados
At Hy-Vee Hall, Des Moines
League 2
Soy City Rollers (Decatur,Ill.)
Quad City Rollers: Rock Island Line
At Decatur, Illinois
August- Date Unknown
Quad City Rollers
Chicago Outfit
At Rivercenter, Davenport, Iowa
August 6th
Midwest Derby Divas
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Bombshell Cartel
At Morrison, Illinois
August 13th 
League 1
Mid Iowa Rollers: Alpha
Old Capitol City Roller Girls
At Hy-Vee Hall, Des Moines
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
North Iowa Bombshell Brigade (2011-12 Bout)
At Bridgeview Center, Ottumwa 
League 2
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
To Be Determined
At McElroy Auditorium, Waterloo
August 20th
League 1
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Helldorados
Sioux City Roller Dames (2011-12 Bout)
At Ice Arena, Cedar Rapids
League 2
Mid Iowa Rollers: Bravo
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Hy-Vee Hall, Des Moines
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls: Bombshell Cartel
Norfolk Bruizin’ Betty’s (Norfolk, Neb.)
At Ice Arena, Cedar Rapids
August 27th 
League 1 
Mid Iowa Rollers: Alpha
Farm Fresh Roller Girls
At Hy-Vee Hall, Des Moines
September 10th
League 1
Dark City Derby Coalition (Quincy, Ill)
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons
At Quincy, Illinois
Old Capitol City Rollergirls
Cedar Rapids Rollergirls Helldorados
At Coralville Marriott, Coralville
September 17th
League 1
Midwest Derby Divas
Peoria Push Derby Dames
At Morrison, Illinois
League 2
Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls
Quad City Rollers: Rock Island Line
At Wausau, Wisconsin
September 24th
Quad City Rollers: River Bend Bombers
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Rivercenter, Davenport
Quad City Rollers: Rock Island Line
Peoria Push Derby Dames: (TBA)
At Rivercenter, Davenport
Des Moines Derby Dames: Crash Test Dolls
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
At 7 Flags Center, Clive
October 8th 
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
At Bridgeview Center, Oskaloosa
October 15th
League 1
Quad City Rollers: River Bend Bombers
Naptown Roller Girls (Indianapolis)
At Rivercenter, Davenport
Old Capitol City Roller Girls
Mad Rollin Dolls:  Team Unicorn (Madison, Wis)
At  Coralville Marriott, Coralville 
League 2
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
Des Moines Derby Dames: Crash Test Dolls
At McElroy Auditorium, Waterloo
Quad City Rollers: Rock Island Line
Wisconsin River Valley Rollergirls (Warsau, Wis)
At Rivercenter, Davenport
October 29th
League 1
Eastern Iowa Outlaws (2011-12 Bout)
Quad City Rollers: River Bend Bombers
At Five Flags Center, Davenport
League 2
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Key City Krushers (2011-12 Bout)
Quad City Rollers: Rock Island Line
At Five Flags Center, Dubuque
November 12th
League 2
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
Farm Fresh Roller Girls  (2011-12 Bout)
At McElroy Auditorium, Waterloo
November 26th
League 1
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls
Sioux City Roller Dames (2011-12 Bout)
At Bridgeview Center, Ottumwa
December 10th 
League 1 
Eastern Iowa Outlaws (2011-12 Bout)
Des Moines Derby Dames
At Five Flags Center, Dubuque
League 2
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Key City Krushers (2011-12 Bout)
Des Moines Derby Dames: Crash Test Dolls
At Five Flags Center, Dubuque

Saturday Night Derby Wrap-Up: June 11

By Dan Ratherderby

The Des Moines Derby Dames took eight skaters on the long drive to Indianapolis. They will return with all eight skaters and win.

D3 (3-2) defeated the Circle City Derby Girls: Socialites 154-88, Saturday night, with D3’s Show Stopper securing the Best Blocker Award for the bout and Stella Italiana nabbing the Best Jammer Award.

We would be remiss if we did not send special individual shout-outs to the Great Eight. Here’s to you Show Stopper, Stella Italiana, MOAB, Megger Bomb, NeuroSis, Autopsy Turvey, Cosmo Disco and Smallsbury Skate. Well done.

The Old Capitol City Roller Girls suffered their first setback of the year at the hands of the very formidable Minnesota Roller Girls: All Stars, 220-56. Yes, this is not the result that we all wanted, but it is by no means a tragedy. Old Capitol City is still the best team in the state thus-far, and games against superior opponents like Minnesota will prove very valuable as OCCRG progresses through the ranks toward being a regional superpower in derby.

In Waterloo, the Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons went back to .500 on the year with their resounding defeat of the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers, 216-61.

Here are the current unofficial and unsanctioned Iowa Roller Derby Standings.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 25 8 1 0.889 1,668 881
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 20 5 5 0.5 1,675 1,201
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128
Des Moines Derby Dames 11 3 2 0.6 726 771
CRRG: Helldorados 8 2 2 0.5 358 539
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689
D3: Crash Test Dolls 10 3 1 0.75 643 546
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 7 1 4 0.2 596 762
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 5 0 5 0 325 902
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744
*Began Season Fall 2010
#Season Completed
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920
Scores from 6/11
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 56
Minnesota Roller Girls: All Stars 220
At Coralville Marriott, Coralville
Circle City Derby Girls: Socialites 88
Des Moines Derby Dames 154
At Indianapolis, Indiana
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers 61
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons 216
At McElroy Auditorium, Waterloo

Saturday Night Derby Preview: June 11

By Dan Ratherderby

Three bouts and one mixer are on the docket for this Saturday night on the Iowa Roller Derby scene. The Old Capitol City Roller Girls (8-0) are looking to clinch their ninth win of their undefeated season in Coralville. Standing in their way is what promises to be a formidable opponent in the Minnesota Roller Girls: All Star Team.

The Des Moines Derby Dames (2-2) travel to Indianapolis to take on the Circle City Derby Girls: Socialites. This could be a Derby reenactment of the Battle of Thermopylae, as D3 will only field eight skaters for this bout.

In Waterloo, the Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers (0-4) aim to notch the first win in their young existence in a bout against the Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons (4-5).

The Working Clash mixer, featuring members of the Eastern Iowa Outlaws, the Midwest Derby Divas and the Quad City Rollers will take place in Davenport.

Here are the unofficial and unsanctioned league tables heading into Saturday night.

League Tables
League 1
Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Old Capitol City Roller Girls 24 8 0 1 1,612 661
Sioux City Roller Dames# 24 6 6 0.5 1,969 1,644
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons* 17 4 5 0.444 1,459 1,140
QCR: River Bend Bombers 13 3 4 0.429 1,127 1,128
Des Moines Derby Dames 8 2 2 0.5 572 683
CRRG: Helldorados 8 2 2 0.5 358 539
Oskaloosa Mayhem Girls 7 2 1 0.667 383 316
Midwest Derby Divas 4 1 1 0.5 366 248
MIR: Alpha 3 0 3 0 312 344
* Began Fall 2010
# Season Completed
League 2
League Table
Pts W L Pct. PF PA
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Misdemeanors* 23 7 2 0.778 964 811
Farm Fresh Roller Girls# 14 4 2 0.667 746 689
D3: Crash Test Dolls 10 3 1 0.75 643 546
CRRG: Bombshell Cartel 7 1 4 0.2 596 762
QCR: Rock Island Line 7 1 4 0.2 382 393
CVDD: Push Up Brawlers 4 0 4 0 264 686
MIR: Bravo 3 1 0 1 108 106
Dakota City Demolition Crew 3 0 3 0 287 744
 # Season Completed.
Men’s Derby Pts. W L Pct. PF PA
Your Mom 8 3 1 0.75 1158 442
Sioux City Korn Stalkers 6 1 3 0.333 395 920
Scores from 6/11
Old Capitol City Roller Girls
Minnesota Roller Girls: All Stars
At Coralville Marriott, Coralville
Circle City Derby Girls: Socialites
Des Moines Derby Dames
At Indianapolis, Indiana
Cedar Valley Derby Divas: Push Up Brawlers
Eastern Iowa Outlaws: Felons
At McElroy Auditorium, Waterloo